All I remember is sitting at this bar
Tequila shots going in by the dozen
I saw this chick and my mind went swimming
I open my eyes and I feel the fear as...

This green stinky couch is staring up at me
Smells like old pussy and piss to me
Don't know where I am, don't know where I've been, don't know how the hell I wound up here but I know I've got to go

What the hell have I gotten myself into
Thought a party would make things true
I ended up a prisoner stuck in time
Where I can't even clear up my fucked up mind

From the corner of my eye
I see this witch and I know I'm about to die
Can't move, paralyzed she's got a spell on me
She's gonna have my l if I don't get free of

This green stinky couch is staring up at me
Smells like old pussy and piss to me
Don't know where I am, don't know where I've been, don't know how the hell I wound up here but I know I've got to go

This is so screwed up
What's she doing
Oh damn
What the hell
Help me
Nooooooo

The dream is over and my life is saved
I'm feelin' lucky that my fate isn't quite the same
The smell's still there the couch is real
But the rest was really a very very bad bad dream

I wonder if she was ever real
Could it be my imagination had the best of me
The couch is here and I smell the beer
That made last night the nightmare it should not have been

This green stinky couch is staring up at me
Smells like old pussy and piss to me
I know where I am, I know where I've been, I know how the hell I wound up here and now I've got to go